#Nigeria
threads on a pepper eating experience.
...I requested for their hottest pepper. I was given this innocent looking white pepper and I smiled & poured it over my pasta like a pro.
The staffers stopped what they were doing and gathered to watch me kill myself. I dug in without thinking and at the very first spoon...
...it felt like swallowing Hell whole with the Devil inside. I I haven’t even swallowed before my intestine started burning.
Then my stomach started making the kind of noise out hear when the WC is filling up after a flush. I wished for the Lord to take me.
By this time my assailants were rolling on the floor. One nice one brought me water in a bowl. I was so confused, I put my whole face in it.
The sound of my heart has now fully metastasized into my ears and I was instantly deaf to the world around me. I began to leak.
Couldn’t tell whether it was number one or two, but who really cares, I was dying anyways...I thought to myself.
It took me two days to feel my tongue again. I became a human Rothweiler as I had to leave my mouth open often for quick healing.
I was restricted to iced mango juice and I learnt a life lesson never to underestimate pepper ever again.
Never assume your father’s farm is the largest until you get exposed to other people’s farm in the know.
The End.
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