Scientists
have found a way to cross humans with dogs, to cater for a market of
very rich people who like collecting unique pets. Dr. Paul Bradshaw, 54,
from the Hartman Collinge Institute explains “There is only so much you
can buy a person who has it all. This is better than buying your loved
one an iphone 6!”
Animal
rights groups are up in arms, as Pauline Crosby, 34, activist with the
Animal Defense League explains “If one of my children saw these
creatures, they’d be scared half to death. Imagine one of them sucking
on your toes, in a dark alley”.
Dr.
Bradshaw explains some of the advantages of having Human/Dog hybrids,
“they’re obviously very intelligent and their vocal cords are
functional. This means, not only can they keep you company like a dog
can, they can read you bed time stories and answer the iPhone for you”
One
of these hybrids would set you back around 50 million dollars. Not only
are they being sold in North America, but there are orders for them in
Manchester, Cardiff and London and probably coming to a city near you.
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