First Lady Michelle Obama looked fab in a custom Zac Posen gown!
President Obama's speech: On his “bucket list”:
Obama said he's asked, " 'Do you have a bucket list?' I say, well I have something that rhymes with bucket. Take executive action on immigration? Bucket. New climate regulations? Bucket. It's the right thing to do," Obama said, picking up on criticism of his executive actions.”
On his gray hair:
"I look so old John Boehner's already invited Netanyahu to speak at my funeral."
Meanwhile, First Lady Michelle Obama looks great, he said. "I ask her her secret. She says, [Obama employing a nasally voice] 'Fresh fruits and vegetables.' It's aggravating."
On the Secret Service:
Obama said the agency, which has fumbled time and again in the last year, has come up with a "fool proof way to keep people off my lawn." The answer came in the form of a Photoshopped picture: Sen. John McCain with a broom and Vice President Joe Biden with a baseball bat.
Once his anger translator Luther hits the stage:
"Hold on to your lily white butts," Luther opened.
The Obama version: "In our fast changing world, traditions like the White House Correspondents' Dinner are important."
The anger translation: "I mean really what is this dinner?" he says jumping emphatically. "And why am I required to go to it? Jeb Bush, do you really want to do this?"
Obama talking about campaign fundraising: "Hillary will have to raise huge sums of money too."
Translation: "Oh yeah," Luther says with a wild look in his eyes. "She goin' get that money. She goin' get all the money. Khaleesi is coming to Westeros," a reference to HBO's "Game of Thrones".
On the 2016 GOP Field:
"The Koch brothers think they need to spend a billion dollars to get folks to like one of these people," Obama said of the potential 2016 Republican presidential candidates. "I raised a lot ... but my middle name is Hussein."
On Obamacare:
"Today thanks to Obamacare, you no longer have to worry about losing your insurance if you lose your job. You're welcome Senate Democrats," Obama said.
On a third Obama term:
Talking about how much he liked Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., who could run for the Democratic nomination for president: "Apparently people really want to see a pot-smoking socialist in the White House. We could get a third Obama term after all."
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Chrissy Teigen served some thigh action in a midnight blue long sleeve beaded Zuhair Murad gown.
Chanel Iman followed suit. She rocked a light blue plunging neckline chiffon Zuhair Murad gown. And she looked amazing.
“Orange is the New Black” star Laverne Cox, a silver Ines Di Santo evening gown, Jill Haber clutch and Forevermark jewels.
Alfre Woodard dazzled in a yellow sparkly gown.
Emmy Award-winning producer Larry Wilmore and date
Celebrity stylist Samira Nasr, "black•ish" creator Kenya Barris, and "black•ish" mom Tracee Ellis Ross
The "black•ish" gang huddled up in the picture booth for a few funny flicks.
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